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Why Do Latheists Want the Unsubstantiated Theory of Machinery Taught in Schools?

  1. turtles all the way down
    November 27th, 2009 at 13:01 | #1

    Because school shop created bookshelves, mail boxes, wooden trays coffee tables, spoon racks, gun racks and recipe holders are wonderful things to treasure. I am the proud owner of all these items. Sons, husband and father were all latheists. :)
    EDIT: Turtle, my Bear tells me I didn’t understand your question at all. He tried to explain it to me. ????? This blonde Chicken has to stick with the school work shop spoon racks and recipe holders. :O

  2. KyLoveCh
    November 27th, 2009 at 13:30 | #2

    I’m a machine, you’re a machine
    Everybody that you know
    You know, they are machines.
    To keep your engine running you need energy
    For your high-powered, revved-up body machine.
    Your high-powered, revved-up body machine.
    ; )

  3. Sophia
    November 27th, 2009 at 14:26 | #3

    Who needs shop class when all the manufacturing jobs in the US have already been outsourced?
    We need more massage therapists or whatever.

  4. Super Nintendo Chalmers
    November 27th, 2009 at 15:09 | #4

    I’m not sure what a latheist is? Why do Christians want the unsubstantiated theory of intelligent design taught in schools? This was a silly question.

  5. Carly
    November 27th, 2009 at 15:38 | #5

    As a staunch Luddite I believe that machine operators are the tool of SATAN sent here to trick us.

  6. Lin Li
    November 27th, 2009 at 15:50 | #6

    because latheists like to spin around the truth, only using the pieces that will look pretty with the final project.

  7. Ms. Swan SFECU
    November 27th, 2009 at 16:02 | #7

    Micro machines are true and they are devolving I have seen it with my own eyes ! They used to be much better constructed but now look like god is creating them in China .
    * snicker *

  8. Lizard of Ahaz Recreated
    November 27th, 2009 at 16:21 | #8

    i believe that an ent could talk slowly enough to explain it, but they don’t like latheists so they don’t bother.
    ((turtle))

  9. sherl pagan vt™
    November 27th, 2009 at 16:24 | #9

    Are you channeling TragicTypos? And you just gave me an 80′s flashback. I need to go take some meds now.

  10. warrior poo flinger
    November 27th, 2009 at 17:16 | #10

    Either they’re nuts, or else they have a screw loose.

  11. Wolfebla
    November 27th, 2009 at 17:59 | #11

    Wow, you really put a spin on that question!

  12. gutbucke
    November 27th, 2009 at 18:53 | #12

    Why do you worship Norm Abram?

  13. Undead Furball226 (TIRH)
    November 27th, 2009 at 19:05 | #13

    ‘Cause Satan told us to. Duh.

  14. Footy
    November 27th, 2009 at 19:24 | #14

    That one flew over my head.
    What?

  15. Senior IC: Edward Elric!
    November 27th, 2009 at 20:18 | #15

    Another gay guy, eh?

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